Oh God say it isn't so. Overboard is getting remade
The original 1987 movie, directed by Garry Marshall, starred Goldie Hawn as a mean and rich heiress with amnesia and Kurt Russell as a carpenter on her yacht who slyly convinces her that they are husband and wife.
The update switches the combo and will see a spoiled playboy from one of Mexico’s wealthiest families who falls overboard off his yacht, and is convinced by a single, working class mom that he is her husband.
Normally this is where I would add something, but why even bother