From Kayfabe News
Dominick Reymond Mysterio Jr. Junior shocked fans of professional sports-entertaining today when he revealed that he is not the biological son of legendary masked WWE superstar Rey Mysterio, as a DNA test has proven that Eddie Guerrero was Dominick’s Papi.
The Mysterio family appeared as guests today on The Maury Povich Show, during which the shocking tests of a papipternity test confirmed the longstanding rumours about Guerrero’s papihood.
“Rey-Rey, when it comes to young Dominick, you are… not… the papi,” said Povich as a studio audience of ninnies brayed moronically.
Mysterio then tore off his mask in dismay and dashed teary-eyed backstage, where he was seen muttering: “I knew it, I knew it. I even saw it on a t-shirt.”
Guerrero’s papiternity of Dominick has been a topic of hot debate for years, with many in the anti-Papi camp arguing that the late, great wrestler had a propensity to lie, cheat, and/or steal.